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They Invented What? (No. 10)

Posted in They Invented What? by Jake Ward on August 2, 2006

U.S. Published Application No. 20060071122:  Full body teleportation system.

  wormhole

Abstract:
 
A pulsed gravitational wave wormhole generator system that teleports a human being through hyperspace from one location to another.

Claims:

1. A full body teleportation system consisting of: generating a pulsed gravitational wave which propagates through a magnetic vortex wormhole generator; and generating a wormhole with the magnetic vortex generator whereby the pulsed gravitational wave traverses through the wormhole and enters into hyperspace where the wave is enormously magnified due to the lower speed of light in that dimension.

2. The method of claim 1, wherein the step of generating the pulsed gravitational wave comprises: using two granite stone obelisks; mounting monochromatic-wave toroidal waveguides on top of each obelisk to create a rotating, twisting, propagating gravitational wave through the vertical axis of each obelisk; and creating a cylindrical compression and expansion in each obelisk to produce a plane gravitational wave traveling down the centerline between the two obelisks.

3. The method of claim 1, wherein the step of generating a wormhole into hyperspace comprises: using two concentric cylindrical solenoidal coils of different radii connected by a single wire wrapped in opposite directions on thin iron transformer laminate; generating bucking electric fields down the centerline of the vortex generator which creates a spacetime curvature distortion with negative energy in accordance with Einstein’s General Theory of Relativity.

4. A teleportation system comprising: generating a gravitational wave traveling through hyperspace which interacts with the human energy being; and pulling the human energy being and physical body out of dimension when interacting with the pulsed gravitational wave such that the person is teleported from one location to another through hyperspace and back again into our 4D spacetime dimension.

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  1. Brad Bower said, on August 16, 2006 at 12:26 pm

    Oh, I see. It’s the two granite stone obelisks that make it work… Clearly.

  2. Jake Ward said, on August 16, 2006 at 12:43 pm

    Clearly.

  3. Jake Ward said, on October 15, 2016 at 6:10 pm

    Reblogged this on Anticipate This!™ | Patent and Trademark Law Blog.


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