They Invented What? (No. 173)
U.S. Pat. No. 4,320,756: Fresh-air breathing device and method.
I claim:
1. A method for breathing fresh air in a room filled with toxic smoke comprising the steps of
inserting a breathing tube through a water trap of a toilet to expose an open end thereof to fresh air from a vent pipe connected to a sewer line of said toilet, and
breathing said fresh air through said breathing tube.
2. The method of claim 1 further comprising the step of flushing said toilet prior to said inserting step.
3. The method of claim 1 further comprising the step of blowing any water out of said tube subsequent to said inserting step and prior to said breathing step.
4. The method of claim 1 further comprising the step of filtering the fresh air breathed through said tube.
The phrase “fresh air” is apparently relative. :-)
Looks like a toilet bong to me.